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Defunctland: The History of Mickey's Dick Smasher

in a fit of intense procrastination and sleep deprivation, i threw together this concoction based off of a popular youtube channel i like, Defunctland, who makes documentaries on the history of various now-extinct theme park rides and attractions. i decided to combine this with the viral tumblr post of disneyland ride "mickey's dick smasher", and made up a bunch of history around it and filmed a voice over using my shitty laptop microphone. i wrote, researched, recorded, and edited this entire thing in one night in about four hours with next to no editing experience, but i'm proud of it. it is by far the most effort i've put into a shitpost ever.

some of my favorite comments from the video

"this video brings me great sorrow. i do not like the speaking mouse."

"A big step for gender inclusivity in early Disney history! Honored to have had my nethers destroyed way back when :)"

"I wish I could’ve have gone on the ball crusher ride :("

with glowing reviews like that, why haven't you watched it yet? (please comment for the algorithm overlords)

Steamed Hams But I Recite it from Memory After Hitting Two Blinkers

pretty much exactly what the title says. i love this short from the simpson's so much that i decided to see if i could recite the whole thing from memory (while 'method acting' shaggy from scooby doo, if you know what i mean). i think i did a decent enough job. not nearly as high effort as dick smasher. nothing will top that. i peaked with a video about an imaginary ride that obliterates your nether regions. i wouldn't want it any other way.